The Boneless Chickenizer

This is a device needed the world over. It consists of three eliptical circles of confusion attached to a 6″ pulley wrangled around a gauntlet of 20 gauge copper wire forming a wayward view of the reality of bones and feathers of euthanized chickens.Looking at it sideways one notices the result of the taking of the lives of sick chickens who by their bones and feathers shall be remembered. Standing in a pit of ignorance Henry flung the “boneless chickenizer” as far as he could and watched it boomerang back to the exact place that it started out. Finally, the 21st century has something important to hang it’s hat on.